Smells Like a Lucky SOB – 9oz Soy Candle ☘️🔥
Got the luck of the Irish or just feeling like a Lucky SOB? Light up your St. Patrick’s Day (or any day, really) with this snarky, festive, and oh-so-cozy Smells Like a Lucky SOB 9oz Soy Candle. Whether you're raising a pint, dodging bad luck, or simply vibing in your own pot of gold, this candle is here to set the mood with a warm glow and intoxicating scent.
Crafted from eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax, this clean-burning beauty offers up to 60 hours of burn time—that’s plenty of time to reflect on your questionable life choices. Housed in a sleek reusable glass vessel, it’s perfect for St. Paddy’s shenanigans, gift-giving, or just making your space smell less like last night’s whiskey-fueled regrets. 🍀🔥
🍀 Why You'll Love It
✅ Made from eco-friendly soy wax – no toxic nonsense, just a clean burn
✅ Long-lasting – up to 60 hours of burn time (because you’re worth it)
✅ Reusable glass jar – because sustainability is sexy
✅ Nine irresistible scents – from crisp clean cotton to warm cinnamon vanilla
✅ ASTM safety compliant – because we like fire, but not that kind of fire
✨ Available Scents:
- Unscented (for those who prefer their luck untainted)
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Peppermint Passionfruit – fresh, fruity, and a little sassy
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Clean Cotton – smells like you actually did your laundry
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Sea Salt + Orchid – coastal vibes with a touch of elegance
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White Sage + Lavender – calm, cool, and collected (or at least trying)
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Apple Harvest – crisp, juicy, and ready for fall (or any time, really)
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Cinnamon Vanilla – warm, cozy, and straight-up irresistible
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Atlantis Whisper – a mysterious, oceanic blend that smells like adventure
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Christmas Warmth – holiday magic in a jar, no mistletoe required
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Coconut Cream + Cardamom – tropical indulgence with a spicy twist
🕯️ Candle Care Tips (Because We Care!)
🔥 Never leave a burning candle unattended (unless you enjoy spontaneous home renovations).
🐾 Keep away from children, pets, and leprechauns.
⚠️ Burn in a safe spot, away from flammable objects (like your St. Paddy’s party decor).
Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite mischievous soul or keeping it all to yourself (we won’t judge), Smells Like a Lucky SOB is the candle you need to bring warmth, charm, and a wee bit of snark to your space.
Get yours now and let the lucky vibes roll! 🍀🔥
